Love is like farting. If you have to force it then it's probably crap...

*WARNING* Post will be longer than a smidge or a blurb, it's more of a speil....or a word vomit volcano.

I have not posted in awhile and that means I may or may not have a lot or a little to say. You can decided, guess, judge, contemplate etc.  Oh and I like lists....so may the list commence!

A) At work, remember how I see lots of names. I have a new one that strikes a funny with me. LURKA URMA. For a girl. Say it five times fast and don't smile. Hard right? Well...for me it was.

B) Because all of you soul sisters of mine decided to either get married or move away I was left with a considerable lack of close friends. Therefore I became a recluse of sorts with my bro. We were comfy with each other and didn't really feel the need to be social. Then...our mom grounded us from sitting next to each other at our religious gatherings and we had to separate. The result? Wall-flower no more. Big step in a happy direction.

C) I can start a papers party!!!! Think about it..................................got it? If not here is a clue *18 months*

D) (*WARNING* I am about to break a rule. See if you can catch on.) So remember a certain David? He is of a certain age and certain height with a certain hair color? He had a cameo on the tube a bit ago in this sweet angelic choir during a wide world broadcast. The David who has a mag filled with his face that may or may not have found its way under my pillow at one point in my life? So you all know the history with this boy right? My alleged man who goes around with musical tones and has no idea whose man he is. Well this David may have taken a different form as of late. His hair color is the same. His skin color is about five shades darker. He grew a few inches, height and girth. He speaks Portuguese..... and English. He does carry around musical notes. His last name means blueberry. And I actually know him in person.
Get my drift?
So David and I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping lemonade and finishing each others sentences. We take turns braiding each others hair and last weekend we got tattoos of each others faces put on our right thighs. Sushi is our favorite food to eat together. We enjoy heavy metal music and coloring books. Any questions? OK good. Moving on.

(*Disclaimers on David* 
1. I owe nothing.
2. He actually knows I exist.
3. He is in no form attached in a BF way.)

E) Happy JULY 4th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F) This was brought to you in part by...Twoderful. It's more than wonderful its, Twoderfull and tooterfull!