50 Years from now...

So in 50 years I say we have an apartment thirty reunion...
... at Jason's Deli?
Whose in!

Appologies

Dear Lunch Pale,
I am sorry that it didn't work :( I like the idea of your comments on a blog post. Makes for more posts to read.
Love ya!
Sponge

That was so funny I forgot to Laugh

Dear Sponge. Funny. I tried that. It does not work and I hate it. Maybe I shall just post my comments as a blog post themselves.
Zombie, I LOVE your last post. it made my insides smile.
Dish Towel-- um, what class was it??? lol. I am thinking I would like to be there if and when you don't catch yourself from sleepy commenting.
Love Dove, you are an inspiration. I love hearing how you set goals and are constantly trying to better yourself and those around you.
Spooner. I miss your face.
Twoderful. I love you and wish all to be well with you and your cones.

--Lunch Pale

20 Ways N. Carolina work differs from Utah work

As I transferred from Utah to N. Carolina I thought for sure that the one thing that would be consistent in my life was my job. I had transferred locations before so I figured other than getting used to my new co-workers work would stay indifferent. Boy was I wrong.

1. Customers refer to me as darling, sweetie, sugar, sugar dumpling, honey , honey sugar, baby, etc.
2. They do all of that with a southern drawl.
3. Customers are generally very very 'beautiful' here
4. So are most of the employees
6. EVERYONE pays in cash. ( I guess Utah truly does have one the highest debt rates)
7. All of my co-workers smoke
8. Alot of my co-workers drink lots and lots of alcohol
9. Several of these 'beautiful' co-workers like to bring alcohol to work with them
10. Every single daily procedure is done in a new and improved way! Yippee. I never can remember what way is the right way for this store.
11. Instead of crummy old hand held scanners that double scan we have fancy shmancy scanners like you see in wal-mart!!
12. No store managers ? Every store I've worked at in N. Carolina currently doesn't have a store manager. In fact, the one I work at now the store manager quit and walked out my very first day. Leaving me in charge! YAY!
13. Instead of staying on one road for 10 minutes to get to work I get to drive on three different major highways for 30 minutes.
14. I am getting a RAISE
15.Customers male and female alike sport very attractive mullets... while wearing wife beaters and/or spandex
15.DRAMA FEST!!! There is always some problem with someones brotherssistersdaughtersbabysdaddy
16. And all of those above folk are employeed here. Yes the brother the sister the daughter and the babys daddy
17. Instead of making a measly 100 dollars on sunday, its the busiest business day topping over 3500 dollars
18. People with 10 children aren't mormon, they just choose not to use birth control.
19. My employees call me Mrs. Kimberly.
20. We have lights that automatically turn on at the beginning of the day and off at the end of the day... therefore I feel magical

Sleep talking story #1

Attention to everyone who is excited for a laugh: This is gonna be good.
So...ya know how I randomly tend to talk in my sleep...or take pictures in my sleep...or other bizarre things in my sleep? Well, I decided to start posting those wonderful times on this blog.
Here is the most recent sleep event...

One day I was sleepy.
Actually I was very sleepy.
I was so sleepy that I started to doze of in class. (that doesn't take much)
But.
Good thing I'm talented and can listen while closing my eyes.
This was a good plan (sleeping) until the teacher asked a question...since I was sorta listening, I decided I wanted to respond to the question.
But.
This was a bad plan (answering the question)
Because I wasn't fully awake.
I was in that in between stage where I'm sleeping, but awake, but nothing makes sense when it comes out of my mouth.
Luckily I stopped myself just in time.
I did not make a half asleep comment in class.

Can you imagine how disastrous that would be???

Let me repeat that for emphasis...

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW DISASTROUS THAT WOULD BE!?!?

Yeah. It would have been the worst thing ever.

Anyways, life is good. and. I am bound and determined not to sleep in class any time soon.

-Love ya, Dishtowel

Comments

Dear Friends, I can not make comments. How the hey do you do it???
Thank you,
Lunch Pale

Detox! Not your usual energy pill.

I know that I don't post on here much..... if at all.... but I have found something worth raving about. SLEEPPPPPP! People I have tested the promise given to us by a certain Father who loves us muchly and wants nothing better for us than COMPLETE and UTTER happiness! Here is how the "detox" works! You go to sleep around 10 or 11 at the latest (this will require preparation on your half to have things of the day done by then. Of course reading a certain set of scriptures and praying to a loving Father would definitely increase the potency of the detox). Then the next step is to wake up around 7 (yes, yes I know. 7 o'clock and I hadn't seen each other for a very long time but we are now friends). This is where the "detox" begins. Just like other drugs or habits, Sleep has a very strong hold on you and at times will try to convince you that it is your friend but I can testify that is certainly not! For the first few mornings you will want to give up and Sleep will try to convince you that it isn't worth it. But just tell him to shut up and wake up anyway. If you aren't a morning person this may be extra difficult but that just means it will be extra worth it in the end. You WILL have more energy! more inner happiness! more patience! and more drive to be the daughter or son of God you can become. It is literally like a miracle and you will witness even more miracles in your daily life. I only hope you will give it a try!

I am now in the process of testing the promises associated with eating healthy and exercise. I will update you with my success.

Shhh. . . .don't tell anyone!

Thanks, Mike!