So pregnancy it does crazy things to you . I must admit I should be writing a book about the kinda things I do because it would be a best seller but I thought I would share with you my latest thoughts they went like this:
MmMmMmmMMM I really want Mac and Cheese and a bowl of cereal.... at the same time! TOGETHER! No, that would be crazy they need to be in seperate bowls but you can use the same spoon and the same mouth at the same time yeah yeah yeah.. because you don't want the noodles to get soggy.... wait you boil noodles in water SO TOGETHER TOGETHER IN THE SAME BOWL.... NO! What were you thinking? I just want Mac and Cheese on top of a pizza .. yep. So we get a pizza... and then I decide that Mac and Cheese IS DISGUSTING WORST THING EVER I can't even think about it. How dare you even mention such a disgusting food in my presence and its orange gross get it away from me now.
MmmMMMmmmm I really want Honey Chipotle Chicken ooo I want it so bad I can't live without it I must go get it now .. oh look a CUPCAKE !!!
Or the third and final thing....
My dear husband is escorting me to my vehicle and he shuts the door for me but in doing so he accidentally shuts my foot in the door and I start crying! WAILING ... Did he hurt my foot ? he asks? No! I am crying because I dropped the eggs and they DID NOT BREAK... They did not break but I am still crying because I dropped them ( Why I am carrying eggs is trivial and does not matter to the point of the story)
THE END
I am having an attack of laughter at the moment, but trying so desperately hard to squelch the noise because I am currently at work and it is super duper quiet and I am supposed to be all officey and such.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha. I am pretty sure I cried when NOTHING happened, but then it was perpetuated by me thinking, "I am so silly for crying about nothing and I hate that I am like this!!!". Poor Mike.