Oh Mushu.

He is a very popular guy among us roomies. Mushu has dated Dishtowl, had a fling with Zombie and crushed on Lunchpale and Spooner. He was a busy boy. We first met him through a common friend of ours, Mike. Mike was letting Mushu hang out on his balcony until Mushu had a more permanent residence. Mike left on his mission and Mushu still did not have a place to call his own. Mushu thought Dishtowl and Twoderful were pretty cool so he moved over to their balcony to hang out. The cops caught wind of this and asked Dishtowl and Twoderful to stop letting Mushu hang out. Dishtowl and Twoderful did not want to be thrown in the slammer so they agreed. Mushu was crushed. Dishtowl and Twoderful had a soft spot for him and let him hide in the closet on their balcony. Eventually Dishtowl and Twoderful moved caves. Mushu, lovestruck with Dishtowl, followed like a lost puppy. Mushu hid in the balcony closet at the new cave and his romance with Dishtowl kinda blosomed and but then died very quickly. He still stayed in the closet living like a hermit. Then Dishtowl and Twoderful moved again and Lunchpale, and Spooner met Mushu. Zombie got reacquainted. (She had known him from previous encounters.) Yet again Mushu found his place in the closet and him and Zombie occasionally cuddled and ogled each other. Then as fate would have it the roomies of apt 30 had need for Mushu and his manly muscles to get a toilet up on a roof. He had an accident and 'accidentally' fell off the roof with the toilet. There was much sorrow. Mushu then recooperated for months away from the wild and willy ways of the women he was so fond of. Eventually Mike came home from his mission. He looked up his old buddy Mushu. A few months after Mike had been home he decided to have a Special Party called PJL Day. Mushu was invited. Those who came partied hard!!!! It was fantastic and fun!!! Sadly, it was Mushu's last hurrah. He has passed on now. Gone to a better life. No one knows the cause of death. Investigators suspect it is too high an exposure to toilets. This is all that remains.

Attractive right?

*Disclaimer* 

Mushu is in fact a mannequin. Not a real man.

-twoderful