. . . But what about the Zombies?

So my husband and I were riding home from Stake Conference with another couple from our ward. This doesn't seem to exciting but since our stake building is an hour away the rides are pretty much epic! Anyhow, on the way home we were all discussing how to get to said stake building you have to cross a bridge.... There are only two bridges that lead to said place and they are not so close to one another! Just two days before stake conference there was a huge wreck that made it impossible to cross over the bridge! We were all discussing how one would get around this obstacle... You would have to go ALL THE WAY to the other bridge ( probably 30 minutes or more out of your way) Anyhow... Everyone in the car gets caught up in conversations about what the best way to travel would be if this were to ever happen again yada yada yada.... but could Zombie even remotely follow the conversation? No! .... Because all she could think about is : What would we do if when Zombies took over they had commission over BOTH bridges!!!! There would be NO ESCAPE! And its quite evident that because MOST zombie movies take place on the East coast we would DEFINANTLY be trying to cross said bridges so we could move west ! She was captivated by what her escape route would be for the rest of the ride home ... until she realized it was silent and it was her turn to add into where the conversation left off... but she had NO IDEA what they were talking about and then she realized she had spent an HOUR figuring out how to get over a bridge that zombies had taken over.. yes an hour and so she laughed... really hard... out loud...And everyone thought she was crazy.
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