The View From Behind

I feel like I have been MIA for the past few months. I've never been a fantastic blogger, but that is no excuse.
The view from the north is good.
The view from the cold is that the heater is devil when I'm already warm and nice in bed and then it goes on and I feel like I no longer need to exercise because I sweat off everything in the night.
The view from behind is, well, big. But, and this is a big butt, the feel-good torture will resume as soon as the 16th comes again.

-Lunch Pale