Zombie has an amazing husband. Zombie and her husband LOVE to travel . They spend a lot of their free time roaming the area searching for brains. This is especially EPIC for Zombie as she has never roamed these parts before and never partaken of such brains. However, not ever being in these here parts before is also a problem!! .. WHY? you may ask! Well Zombies husband for the most part has epic navigational skills. He knows the area well, he knows where all the good brains are located. But sometimes, and for the life of zombie she can not figure out why, he thinks its necessary to take the "back roads" !
"Honey, I'm going to take a "short-cut". " Says Husband Zombie "It will be SO MUCH faster I am sure."
Sometimes this is true, but for the most part the "short-cut" turns a 40 minute adventure into a 2 Hour and 47 Minute Adventure. Sometimes this is awesome as we get to EXPLORE and ROAM and find NEW BRAINS.............. other times not so much ...
Like when we miss a dinner reservation.
Exploring the area against her will,
ZOMBIE
