Another Reason why Win-Co is a winner:
White Chocolate Popcorn, Drizzled with Milk Chocolate. We made two batches for approximately $3 and we made them super chocolaty. Mmmmmm

Water

Water is glory. Especially when it is in a giant vat and open to dip our bodies.
-Lunch Pale

Eh?

Acute (tiny, not 'a cute', like a baby) separation anxiety is setting in. Spooner and Twoderful are trekking to the land up north. While we all will have great adventures, I just don't like the thought of being so far away from the fantasticness of T & S. *sigh*
-Lunch Pale

Temple Day :)

Dish-Towel and Spooner had a fantastic time the other day attending the temple. We felt like we'd done it a zillion times before! We found our trip very special. Never forget how important the temple is and never lose sight of that eternal goal. If we are striving to constantly be or become temple worthy, then we are in one way trying to be like Jesus. Service is important too...and I had the coolest deeper impression today...going to the temple to do baptisms is doing service too! :) Happy Day.
Keep on keeping on; being good.
Love your sister, Spooner

Karakoeeekee the 2nd

Last night Love Dove, Mike, Zombie and Twoderful went to kareoke. This time only Zombie and Love Dove sang. It was a ka-ching moment of awesome!!! Dishtowl was present as well but not with us. She was on a ...special hang out session with this awesome guy named Mike. I know weird. Two Mikes in the same night. You'll get over it, I'm sure. If not...come talk to me. Seriously. But it was a blast. Oh and our server friend named Mike was also there and he was our server..again. Yep. Three Mikes. Really. Come to me if you have issues or are seeing double. ... In short it was triumph. There you go.

-Twoderful-

We sang this for you!!!!

Dishtowel, Twoderful, LoveDove, and Zombie had a night out on the town.
They went to Karoke
They performed at Karoke
They were amazing at Karoke
THEY LOVED KAROKE
... They will continue to go to Karoke.
See you there!
Yours Truley Zombie
PS WE EATED FOOD TOO
PSS Karoke is actually spelt Karaoke.

(P.P.P.S I know this is late in coming but....also on this night all four of us preformed a quarter deed of amazing. Our good friend Mike was serving at the place of karaoke. He brought our food and it was exceedingly good! We decided to leave mike a tip in ... drum roll....that's right. Quarters. We left him 25 quarters in to go box that we creatively decorated by stabbing it with forks and spoons. We left some utensils in the box to give it more...flare! We felt content with our creative happy ness!
-Twoderful-)

My Thoughts Tonight

There are so many things on my mind tonight, so I thought I’d just start writing and see what I come up with.

So change is inevitable. I know we hear it a lot but it is soooo true. I hate change. It makes me go weak in the knees and it becomes hard for me to see what the future will bring. I know not everything lasts and sometimes I wish it did; yet in hindsight I’m sure glad things didn’t stay the same. I wouldn’t be where I am today or doing the amazing things I do if it weren’t for the changes in my life.

Death takes a tole on a person. Yet death helps me see better how life could be, because I think about what I could do with my life. There are sooo many people I could touch if I stepped farther out of my shell and did what I really wanted to do and said the things I needed to say. So many times in life I have just let the moment pass me by and later just sat down and cried. I’m here to say that when I took the time to write a letter or two to a family member, I felt relief in my heart when I think about the fact that they knew I loved them so very much before they passed on to the other life.

Today I have two choices.

I can let the moment pass me by or I can follow my heart and do what I feel I need to do, no matter how much the change may hurt at the time. In the end I remember God knows me better than I know myself…and every time hindsight is 20/20 and change has helped me grow. God bless you all that I love. Know that tomorrow will come and just maybe it’ll be the miracle you have been praying for or maybe a far better journey than you thought the day could hold. Maybe something in you or in your life just might change!

Keep on changing. Keep on smiling. Fight the good fight. Do what is right. And God will be your strength. And we will make it through life. Together. Because we all need to fight, why not side by side? I Love you my brothers and sisters.

Take care for now,
Spooner

WinCo=WINNER

Uh, yup. That's about all. WinCo is open 24 hours, has a MASSIVE bulk food area, and other prices are amazing. Walmart loses.
The End.
-Lunch Pale

A change of pace

I noticed that the past couple of blogs have been on the silly/funny/crazy/off the wall side and so today I have decided to do a more thought provoking blog. (I am not saying I don't like the silly/funny/crazy/off the wall post! I am just in a thought full mood)
Just like any good card game, life isn't always about what happens to you, it is about how you play the cards you are dealt. Though, unlike regular card games, the dealer will only give you cards that He knows you are able to work with (unless of course we make a stupid move, that we cannot blame on the dealer. He will however always help us when we make mistakes!). It is because of this that we can be sure that no matter how many twists or turns, ups or downs,and no matter how many "unfair" things happen, we can always count on making it out on top if we wait patiently for the dealers instructions. We must, however, follow his instructions exactly because he knows how the game will end and how to get you to the winners circle! There is one more player in this game,your opponent.... he does not want you to win! He will fill you with doubts, fears, and impatient feelings in order to discourage you from winning the game. What we need to keep in mind is that he has no real power over us and by just playing the game the best we know how and listening to the dealer we can defeat the other player GLORIOUSLY!!!!
What may be the most difficult part is that dreaded word... Patience! It seems to me that there are two parts to this word. The actual waiting (which is hard) and what you do in the mean time is the other difficult part. These worries however are also solved by the dealer. He is more than willing to teach us strategies and tricks and the more we listen to Him the closer we will get to Him and the more we will want to follow his instructions. I know that this wasn't a typical apartmentthirty blog and if you made it this far I am hoping it wasn't too boring but it is what is on my mind!

Thanks for listening
Love Dove
p.s. Good luck playing the game!

Fanny, Rump, Tush, Keister, Rear, Bum

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL

WE ARE ALL IN APARTMENT THIRTY RIGHT NOW
... THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW
AS WE SPEAK TWODERFUL, LUNCHPALE, LOVEDOVE, SPOONER, DISHTOWEL, AND ZOMBIE !!!
WE BE HOME
ALLLLLL OF US!!!

THE TIME IS 11:15 .
THIS IS HISTORY BABY

TUTU's and Broken Butts

SO Zombie, Dishtowel, and AWESOME #1 all got together for a night of epic adventure. It started out with a quick call to our dear friend MIKE ... oh how sad when the ringing of the phone ended in a voicemail box. Zombie acting as Dishtowel left MIKE a rather important message with specific set of directions on how to get to THE CLUB. As we were dancing to the beat and skating to the rhythm our eyes beheld many many 12 year old skanks. I wonder if their mothers knew what they were dressed like. What they were doing. I was rather shocked. Anywho ... our tutu's were whoooshing in the wind. We were all picking up speed, we were all feeling the groove. Then Awesome # 1 decided that Zombie was being a bit to prideful and let her wheels collide with zombies. I fell on my bottom my tutu was everywhere my matching headband askew.
Ultimately my bottom was broken.
. . . Ok its fine but it hurts.
Overall, it was a glorious evening full of wonder for only one dollar!
We invite you all to come to THE CLUB in THE LITTLE CITY. Just cover your eyes 12 year olds can scar you for life.

<3 / Zombie.

To protect women everywhere

Yet another 25 cent deed has been completed.
There I was enjoying a rather private moment when it occured to me.
As I was sitting there.. washingtons gleaming silver eyes would not let my soul rest.
I knew ...
What a wonderfully wonderful place for a quarter deed.
To women everywhere...
I placed that quarter into a very special machine.
Leaving a very special defense against evil.
ENJOY LADY LUCK WHOEVER YOU MAY BE . That tampon was on me.




Yours Truley
ZOMBIE

CAN'T BUY MY LOVE

Dear MIKE,




LOVE ZOMBIE !!

Rain Man aka Raymond

There was much rejoicing in the land with Awesome #1 and Mike. Mike organized a camping trip up Hobble Creek Canyon. Complete with hot dogs and apples of wonder. Mike is the only one that was able to spend the night, but Mike, Mike, Mike, Awesome #1, Love Dove and Lunch Pale all went up for dinner and conversation. Lunch Pale and Love Dove made a table of glory with little help from Mike. We ate the skewered encased meats and sugary appleness and our stomachs were happy. And then the heavens wept right as the sun set on the glory of nature. So, we left Mike and Mike to their fire and water. Now we smell of smoke because smoke follows beauty and what can I say: We must be gorgeous. ;)
Love and tootsie rolls,
Lunch Pale.

PS-if it is wet, it is rain.

All The Single Ladies

So, we had fun fun fun at a dance last Saturday!!!! I haven't yet blogged this story...and I feel sad for this memory that is wavering on the forgotten side :( so here we go with our dancing adventure!!!
On Saturday night all was calm in the Little City as Dish-Towel, Spooner, and Love Dove gathered together for the epic dance that they were bound to be early to...which they ended up being Very Early To. :) We had fun as we learned the thriller dance with Mike. Then we split our ways to represent other dance arts... I chose to attend the break dancing instruction! I saw the windmill and the head spin performed along with a few other cool moves... I loved trying to break dance! The other two amazing classes were Latin and Country Swing. :) After all classes were finished they opened the gym for the marvelous dance! We danced and jived having the time of our lives. Before too long our sisters, Lunch-Pale and Twoderful joined us! We danced even more with new energy livening up our souls! Later on Mike showed up! We documented our fantabulous adventure as we had our picture taken as roomies, which picture should be glorious! We also took a gigantic picture with all our friends... Mike included. lol. We had mucho fun dancing the night away. I even got into a gummy bear fight! It was fantastic! Before the night closed we had the opportunity to show off our thriller skills, our dance to Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA," and then we broke it down with all the "Single Ladies." I also showed off my worm skills which surprised dear Dish-Towel. :) The night ended with candy, chips, and lots of otter pops! :)
Keep on dancing in life, and have fun with each new song.
Signing out,
Spooner

-Did you even make a Pound? -I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.

Glory day of hooks and ties and Bacon Monsters and thrones of Glory and traversing across the little town a la Love Dove and Lunch Pale. The creative juices were flowing in honor of the most beautiful untouched soul courtesy of Mike and Awesome #1. Table plastic is good for more than an armament against the fundamentals. It brings joy to robots of green.
Life. The best four letter word out there.

-Lunch Pale

Quarter Deed #5

Attention: The picture above is not a correct representation of this quarter deed, but it applies to quarters...so I thought: "Why not get a laugh out of a blog post?" So...I hoped you laughed at the comic, if not, oh well. I laughed. :) Well. The quarter deed count is a little crazy to me right now. I think all in all...we are on #5, but I could be wrong. Oh well. It was a quarter deed anyways. I just have to say, right now I feel rockin' cuz I've done 2 quarter deeds in the past week! (woo woo!) I've been a slacker with previous weeks so...I kinda feel the need to kick my butt in gear. This quarter deed was great! and. Laundry mats are great places for quarter deeds. I simply placed my quarter on the ground; A while later it was gone. I kept my eye on this quarter for a while because I find it fantastic to see the reactions of quarter-finders. But. The quarter disappeared at a moment when I was not looking. Even though I did not get to see the reaction of the person that picked it up, I know who it was. Two girls were in there (and when I say girls I do not mean little 5 year old girls...I mean college girls), they were the only other ones in there with me and they were standing pretty much on top of the quarter. It made me giggle when I realized the quarter was gone.

p.s. I said "quarter" a lot in this blog entry. ha. makes me laugh.

Happily yours,
Dish Towel

Mike

So it has been decided that Mike is a good kisser.
And Mike is a good hugger.
Peace Out. :D

Salutations from Love Dove

This be my first time blogging EVER! Yes I know I am behind the times. Life here in the cave is Great! I have met plenty of smokin Mikes in this Little City! This thing called life never ceases to amaze me and I love it!!! I plan on having a multitude of happy times here with Dish Towel, Zombie, and Lunch Pale with visitations from Twoderful and Spooner!

Be back soon,
Love Dove :)

Quarter Deed #3

Once upon a time I was in the LITTLE CITY with family. One of my tiny family members ran up to the crane machine where much to his/her dismay he/she didn't win anything! :( Neither did the rather older family member. So, I promised the tiny family member to take him/her to a BETTER machine when we were done. Then, as promised, as the older family member was busy with stuff, I took the tiny family member to a machine of glory! And with ONE quarter, yes one quarter, this tiny family member was able to WIN something out of the machine by him/herself using his/her OWN ninja skills with the claw of glory in the machine of winning glory!
So I was able to brighten up her day. :) The End.
Loves, Spooner :)

Quarter Deed #1 (Dish Towel)

Warning: This story is completely made up by the imagination of Dish Towel.

Once upon a time there was a very hungry person doing their laundry at the laundry mat. Luckily this starving soul looks over to see a vending machine glowing in the corner. (horray!) Snacks are always beneficial when waiting for laundry to be done, and at the convenient price of only 75 cents! A dollar is put in the machine, the snack comes out and as this hungry-laundry-do-er reaches down for their 25 cent change...low and behold there is not one quarter, but TWO quarters in the change slot.

Warning: This part of the story is truth.

As I was doing my laundry the other day I knew it was the perfect moment to do a quarter deed. I had many options, and after thinking long and hard, I decided to perform a sneaky quarter deed. I simply walked over and slipped a quarter in the change slot of the vending machine. I love this decision of a quarter deed. I may never know when the deed will take place or to whom. I will not know what their reaction will be or if they even notice. Sometimes these can be the best acts of service. Sometimes it is good to know that I am doing a good deed and it is a great feeling to be a secret agent in the hands of God. Yep, that's right...we can all be a secret agent by simply giving acts of service and doing as the Savior and Lord Jesus Christ would do while on this earth.

As it says in the King James version of the Bible in Matthew 25:40
"...Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."

Spiffily yours,
Dish Towel :)

Adventures

Twoterful and I just played peek-a-boo.
It rhymes with Kick-a-poo.
-Dish Towel :)

Changing Dynamics

Change happens. I am not talking about the loose change you carry in your pocket because you don't give exact change. This is the type of change like an outfit. Yeah apartment thirty changed it's...inner outfit. That's right. It got slightly redecorated. Word to your banana muffin.

Change 2: Move ins happened. There fore there are new additions to the apartment. With new additions more introductions are required. The newest member of Apartment Thirty is Love-Dove. She hails from a land of glorious heat and happyness. Her and Zombie were best buds back in the prison of teenage hormones...aka college prep school...aka secondary. Any how she is a perfect addition to our hollowed cave walls.

Change 3: Summer. Summer is a fantastic change. The weather is warmer. School is less...for some of us who are not in summer school. ...sorry roomies who is....the end.

Change 4: The colony of caves now has a new slew of tenants. Lets go adopt them into our tribe. In other words...NEW FRIENDS!!!!!! Yeah for new comers and all of the new experiences. I have to admitt that at times meeting lots of new people can be overwhelming for me but it's fantastic getting to know everybody. Just saying.

Change 5: I changed my clothes today. Just thought you'd wanna know that the shirt I wore for 12 days straight is now getting worshed. No but really. Showering and changing are good. The end. For reals.

Word.

-Twoderful.

Mullet explanation

Okay. I have made a realization.
The last blog entry needs a little bit of explanation.
This heart is made out of fliers.
These fliers are nasty. They have a picture of a shirtless hairy chested mullet man. We found the flier on our door and cringed.
but. Then we had a brilliant idea.


*flashback
Okay. So...a while ago we pranked Mike's apartment.
Mike said he would get us back, but their apartment still hasn't done so.

*fastforward
We decided to use the fliers to do some good.
So...we gathered 22 fliers, and colored a strawberry shortcake picture. The picture says "Gifts for Friends." We also wrote on it. It says, "Dear Apartment, We are waiting. Enjoy!" Zombie, Twoderful and I used our ninja skills in posting this on Mike's door.



Twoderful thinks mullets can be amazing.
I am still firm in my belief that they are gross.
What about you?
How do mullets make YOU feel?

signing off: Dish Towel.

22 Hairy Mullet Men

Is a picture really worth 1,000 words?
You tell me.
Look closely.
The End
-Dish Towel

I Dumped Ice Cream Down my Pants

Hello World!!!
This is Dish-Towel's official 1st blog.
Yep. You got it.
So read on because we had amazing weekend adventure.

Saturday was a day of...stuff.
Stuff at stores.
Stuff in rooms.
Stuff of friends.
Stuff of food.
Stuff of


Hold up! Zombie just asked a question of brilliance: Where does all the color go from our food? Like really? When we eat it...there is color...when we dispose of it...it is yellow. Just sayin.

Anyways...

back to the day of stuff:

Stuff of crafty-ness
and
Stuff of awesome. It was just a good day.


Hold up! Answer to the previous question. Zombie and I just discussed the question and we came up with an answer in song...yeeeeah, we like to pretend we are in a musical sometimes.

Question: Where does all the color go?
Answer: Rainbow Veins by Owl City
Drug reference not included.

Okay. I need to stop getting distracted, this is ridiculous!
Saturday was a day of stuff.
Zombie, Twoderful, Lunch Pail and I went to the HUGE CITY to go shopping at the HUGE STORE. We went with two awesome friends with the names of Awesome #1 and Awesome #1. (there can't be a #2 cuz they both deserve the status of Awesome #1 to me)
Too bad Mike couldn't come.

Also...a side note of doom: Twoderful received a call from top brass. They needed her to get her kit out of her cave or they would freak out. So..she couldn't stay with us at the HUGE STORE. It was a great sadness.

If I was a hobo I would be in heaven at the HUGE STORE because of their carts.
Ya know how hobos use carts to haul all their stuff around?
Well...the HUGE STORE has carts that is every hobo's dream.
and. actually...carts of my dreams too.
Am I a hobo?
maybe.

We found all sorts of treasures at this store. oh boy! It was exciting, but I gotta move on to the next thing of excitement cuz it was a packed day.
After we left the HUGE CITY and the HUGE STORE we went to one of those downtown stores that always have awesome for the price of: overpriced.
But.
It's a good thing we are creative people.
Zombie and I were amazed to see a really cool earring holder that was made of the following items:
1)Picture frame
2)Cute material
3)Quilting batting

It was SOOO adorable, but way too expensive, so we decided to make our own. (As of right now, Zombie has hers finished and I need to work on mine still.) We found another one with chicken wire! chicken wire? yes. chicken wire. way spiffy and cute. We're gonna make something awesome!

After our trip to the HUGE STORE we were oober hungry.
Lunch Pail, Twoderful, Zombie and I went to a quaint little restaurant down the street. (yes...top brass was done freaking out about the kit in the cave. Twoderful could join us for this adventure...and also the previous adventure with the downtown store of cute.)

The food was great.
The ice cream was incredible.
Actually, it was so incredible that I think we all at at least 2 cones.
I ate 4.
Well...that is not a completely truthful statement.
I GOT 4 cones.
aaaaand. I ate cone #1 and cone #2. On our way out I got two more cones. Once we got in the car the ice cream of cone #3 fell off the cone and rolled down my leg. It was really depressing that I had just dumped a huge cone of creamy ice down my pants, hence the title of this blog: I Dumped Ice Cream Down my Pants

It was a sad day for about 3 seconds...then I realized I still had cone #4! horray!