A dream above all dreams that MUST be shared...

Zombie has strange dreams. Some are EPIC . Read on my friend.

Once upon a time Harry Potter was having the birthday party of the century. It was going to be HUGE it was going to be EPIC and the entire wizarding community coveted invitation to this glorious event. So naturally he invited Zombie to attend. It was being held at hogwarts of course and she was so EXCITED. The best part of this shin dig was that Harry Potter had booked the backstreet boys to perform at his party. She made sure she had front row seats to the live concert as well because Harry Potter and Zombie were tight yo. Anyhow, at the party as the backstreet boys were in the middle of their concert Voldemort decided it would be a grand time to ruin Harry Potters life and crash the party. He is about to kill Harry Potter leaving the world and wizarding community in total devastation BUT DO NOT FEAR .... The spice girls come in with spectacular girl power and kick voldemortes BUTT!!!

Then Zombie wakes up....

Oh yeah .... EPIC!

Sleep talking story #1

Attention to everyone who is excited for a laugh: This is gonna be good.
So...ya know how I randomly tend to talk in my sleep...or take pictures in my sleep...or other bizarre things in my sleep? Well, I decided to start posting those wonderful times on this blog.
Here is the most recent sleep event...

One day I was sleepy.
Actually I was very sleepy.
I was so sleepy that I started to doze of in class. (that doesn't take much)
But.
Good thing I'm talented and can listen while closing my eyes.
This was a good plan (sleeping) until the teacher asked a question...since I was sorta listening, I decided I wanted to respond to the question.
But.
This was a bad plan (answering the question)
Because I wasn't fully awake.
I was in that in between stage where I'm sleeping, but awake, but nothing makes sense when it comes out of my mouth.
Luckily I stopped myself just in time.
I did not make a half asleep comment in class.

Can you imagine how disastrous that would be???

Let me repeat that for emphasis...

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW DISASTROUS THAT WOULD BE!?!?

Yeah. It would have been the worst thing ever.

Anyways, life is good. and. I am bound and determined not to sleep in class any time soon.

-Love ya, Dishtowel